15 5 / 2013
Hard core diet for three days
Go to the gym twice
See no results
‘Fuck this I’m getting pizza!’
04 4 / 2013
The awkward moment when harmless flirting turns into genuine fancying… :S
25 3 / 2013
And I know I should stop with the friend bashing…
Everyone else is under her spell and I can’t talk to anyone about it.
So tonight there was a guy.
Cherry said he was rude and obnoxious and she couldn’t stand him.
I tell Cherry I’ve fancied this guy for two years…
Cut to two hours later and Cherry is giving said guy a lap dance, kissing him and feeding him by hand.
This is a tried and tested Cherry Maguire move.
This move never fails.
This move only seems to be brought out with guys that I have expressed interest in.
Cut to guy asking Cherry for her number and out to dinner some time.
Cherry winks at me.
I die a little more inside.
16 3 / 2013
Today I have also been called by each one of my housemates names multiple times. Normally this would not be a big deal as I have met quite a few new people today. But. Some of the people who happened to forget my name were some of my closest friends, who I’ve known for 4 years. One guy called me cherry despite the fact that I have known him for 2 years and he met cherry last week. Fantastic. Frankly I need to get the fuck out of Loughborough for a while.
15 3 / 2013
So my best friend around men is all like “hahaha you’ve got a penis so I’m gonna let you walk all over me and act like your 12 and hide my stuff and I’ll always think its funny because you’ve got a dick so you can never take it too far”
As such I have now been branded a bitch by our mutual friends because frankly all I wanna do at 4 in the morning is go to sleep and not play ‘hide the duvet’ with moronic drunken twats who I am letting stay in my house and eat my food.
Ok rant over