
When the fat guy doesn’t text you back
Diet officially back on track

FML

Yes, my housemate calls me Katy, which I hate but its too late to change it now…
Katy “Yes Anne?”
Anne “Did you notice the hot water isn’t working?”
Katy “No”
Anne “Oh my god you haven’t even had a shower today!”
Katy *slams door in stupid bitches face*
I’ve been home ten fucking minutes woman!!! I genuinely can’t stand the woman, I can’t talk to her for longer than thirty seconds or i might actually punch her in the face! :@

slimming world tonight
6 months to lose 3 stone
FML


it makes me want to cry



But I’m at work and that’s just not cool :(

that you are, in fact, FAR too much awesome for one man (or woman) to handle, and that’s the reason you’re single =D